A have a lot of blog entries where I call out girls for sleeping around. I rarely ever call out guys for doing the same thing, because while I think sleeping around is wrong on both counts, I honestly believe it's less wrong with guys than girls. Now, I'm not saying this in the cliche sense of that's just the way it is, even though in fact, let's be honest, that is just the way it is, but to be perfectly honest, a lot of things fucked girls over way because any girl in this generation even had a chance to drop their pants, climb into a van or adorn leggings as pants.
God Fucked Us Over
- Unfortunetely for us, there are just biological differences between boys and girls, as you may have noticed. We pop out babies. While birth control and condoms are a very good thing they aren't 100% effective, and although I'm pro-choice, you can't just be killing fetuses left and right...
- Let's not even talk about how many people I know have herpes, just within the Baltimore-Metropolitan area, but females can get all kinds of STDs that guys can transmit though they have no symptoms. Not just shit that will make you itchy, but HPV can lead to cervical cancer. I believe syphallis is the one that will make you unable to have children.
Girls Fuck Each Other Over
- This category is most important. As Ms. Norbury says, "You all have got to stop calling each other sluts and whores. It just makes it ok for guys to call you sluts and whores." There are sites like Fueled By Gossip that have bi-weekly "Groupies Posts" you don't see guys doing that!
- Guys high five each other when they hook up with a girl, while close girl friends do the same thing, other girls are quick to judge them for it.
- Said close friends turn into enemies really fucking fast. Guys don't care if their buddy hooks up with the same girl they did, as long as they didn't actually like them that much. Girls on the other hand, collect boys like fucking Pokemon, so the boy they kissed in kindergarten is still off limits. Break this rule and your business is in the streets...
- Girls are jealous. Some girls want to be with the guy you fucked. Some girls wish they could freely sleep around. Some girls wish they looked as good without pants on. Either way, we're all looking for an excuse to hate you, and it makes it a whole lot easier if you can't keep your fucking legs closed.
- There's a whole lot of boys in bands and a whole lot less girls. If you ever want to actually be in the music industry, you're not going to get very far if you've slept with all a whole label worth of band boys. Band boys can sleep around because they already have jobs and it's basically in the job description. If you're a girl, have a job in the industry, and sleep around, good luck keeping that job.
- There's a million studies out there that says sex is different for females. He's not going to be the one crying in the bathroom if you bring a new guy to the show, but you bet your ass when he blows you off (which he probably will after he gets in your pants) and leaves you off the guest list, no matter how much you hate to admit it, you're gonna be hurt.
- You go to them. For the most part, guys don't do a damn thing to get your attention. They're on tour and smell awful, burp freely and may mention other girls, yet you take your little dress and big boots and shimmy your way into their radar. You become something to do between doors and the time they play, like a substitute for dinner.
- You already know all of this, yet you still do all of these things then bitch when someone calls you a slut.
